Girl or Boy???

A couple of months ago, I had thrown some words to all my friends, asking them to specify the Gender for these inanimate objects & then justify their belief.

Here are those priceless contributions from my friends & me -

(have a laugh...and please feel free to type in your view point)

PIZZA
1)MALE ....tasty in the beginning when u eat it and after finishing it gives u such a heavy feeling that u say that u should not have gone overboard with it.........
2)Female: They are carried on the pillion by guys. Also its good to have tough to digest
3)Pizza - female.. coz most of the ladies are always round like pizza
4)Pizza – Female - Covered with clothes - U ve 2 open it & have it ....
5)Pizza is a lot like sexy woman..... when it's good, it's really good....... when it's bad, it's still pretty good....ha ha ha
6)Pizza- Female - They are too heavy to digest easily
7)Pizza – Female – It has to put on different toppings (dress up) to look appealing & is always preferred hot…..no one likes just the base (a plain jane)

PEN
1) PEN : something worthwhile and always put to intelligent use and useful so FEMALE for sure!!
2) Pen are males - You have to hit on the head to make it work. Sometimes twisting works.
3) Pen......female....One loves to keep more and more..
4) Pen - female.. coz u always need to fill/refill like adding to their collection of saries/gold etc..etc
5) The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp..... the shape and performance is of a true male ...... need to explain ???.... make it out ...
6) Pen – Male – It needs a strong, steady hand to hold it, then it performs beautifully – can even become mightier than the sword – whereas in a weak hand, it will just scribble along.

TELEPHONE
1)TELEPHONE : Definitely FEMALE.....everyone love's it and of course one can go on yakking on the phone as long as one wants....typical female trait
2) Telephone is female: At times they make a good sound, otherwise irritating. At times they relieve, otherwise bring worries from other's premises
3) Telephone ........female.....attracts for long gossips
4) Telephone - female.. no wonder both are always speaker on..
5) Telephone - Female - Every second person wants to use it
6) Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if weather didn't change once in a while... and it is a female who talks for nothing holding the male phone near her cheeks ..... so phone is definitely a male ...kissing the woman
7) Telephone is Female – It loves to be held & talked to. When it calls out (rings), it likes to be answered.

CUSHION
1) Cushion : soft & nice....definitely FEMALE
2) Cushion is definitely NOT female - Its NO pain in the ass. I donno if its a male. Do we have a 3rd option?????
3) Cushion has to be....Female...soft
4) Cushion.. offcouse female.. tooo soft n sweet
5) A Cushion, where you lean and sleep, and dream of something we are not.... the supersoft is more a female in character physically
6) Cushion - male - You can press the way you want to
7) Cushion is obviously a female – actually almost mother like – giving relief to a tired back/shoulder/head….its soft & cuddly & one can rest on it to get tiredness away.

POTATO
1) Potato : MALE....eating it makes u put n weight and u end up being UGLY....
2) Potato is male. Girls need to cook something to make it gulp able. Otherwise its found in mud and murk
3) Potato has to be male....can visualize couch potatoes
4) Potato -- female like to b behind the curtain (potato in their skins)
5) A woman takes pride in covering her best part more than a male . She looks more sexy in cover.... like the potatoes .... best part of which is covered underground ......
6) Potato - Male - easily available
7) Potato is Male – found growing in darkness & dirt (underground), to pick it up, one has to dig a lot of dirt… tastes good only after its fried ,baked or cooked……looks awful in its natural state – very misshapen.